Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas you little Fucks

Sooooo... its christmas, time to putthe feet up, pack on the weight, watch the cricket, have a liver killing amount of beers, get naked in the rain, And crank justin beiber till 3 am every night....... get in the festy season ya cunts






Young man luke brown with a half arsed crail slide















Josh darcy frontside air

Monday, December 20, 2010


Jason heather switch heel

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Iphone.........Ifuckingreat!


So i shot this on my iphone......... thinking i might sell all my camera gear

beef rang dang with a side of melon










































WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Sunday, November 21, 2010

InTheBushes

The first photo i have actually taken from the bushes...... fucking weird ay, fuck i really gotta stop saying those dirty mouth swear cunts ay

Mat Rat front board


Saturday, November 13, 2010

Cameron Stanley


Watch out for this little cutie........ back side flip

Friday, October 29, 2010

Getting All Up In Your Grill!!!!!







Woden sesh ..... Again

Another woden sesh.... it seems like its all i get a chance to shoot these days, so i was just trying out my new slaves and playing with some flashes, dont worry ill post something else one day, stay tuned for the good stuff i swear it coming one day...........Thugg LIFE



Todd baker - Front blunt
Cameron Stanley - back feeble

Camerony - ollie over the rail.... what a sprouter

Floyd lady killer scott....... back feebs
Tommy boy - back nose blunt

Rhys ding dan boneless

Friday, October 15, 2010

No comments just a few pics....Gimme a break im Busy ...FUCK


woody frontside lip on the taco


late arvo sesh at the red carpet

Ethan ate a dick on a axel grind and everyone went quiet...... he then replied "its ok, you can talk im not gonna fucking cry"

The second day i spent in hamilton was the hottest day of summer and i was still shit faced and so hung over from the night befor, if richie took this photo from the other side of the fountian you would see the 400 people at the skate comp looking at me wondering WTF???????
Richie looks like a chineese lady on this thing, sweet chicken pot noodle delivery service
my flight from toronto....... 22 hours total...... 17 hours straight from vancouver... fuck that

Friday, September 17, 2010

FUCK.....Canada eh

SO.... i went to canada for a month and stayed in the slums of hamilton ontario, i was on a mission to get lots of photos and skating done...... it turned out to be 30 days of drinking, not much skating due to the fact i hurt my self every time i touced a board, and i came back with less then a hand full of photos....... bummer of a trip ????? I THINK NOT......... good bros in every direction, your own personal bar over run by skaters on a daily basis, and Girls that will flock in groups once they hear that yobo voice saying "Gday Mate How ya going Cunts"....... hamilton was surrounded by great locations like Niagra falls which is vagas for kids on acid, and london...( and no i dont mean in the U.K u dumb fucks) with heaps of parks and great street. Everyone was rad and always down to drink or do somthing, the local krew was massive and tight, you probly remember all the guys from the last few years droping in to CBR on a regular basis, wrecking spots and impregnating mums all over the place.... i reccomend getting your ass over there and fucking shit up to return the favour, and with wall mart selling bb guns and air rifles you know every drinking session is gonna be pain full and fuckn fun........ anyway here is some of the photos i got, not alot i know but i really dont give a fuck
,
Niagra Falls pano - attempt
Ethan Kilgour Beaming ollie
Every day in a mental party with this guy, always fun, never boring ..Ethan - nollie b/s flip

Ethan - Ollie To fucky
Guns, Beers, and cats









Saturday, August 7, 2010

MONSTER RAMPAGE........................FUCK

So you remember the mini rampage right???? aw who gives a fuck its 2 posts old now, well this is the Fucking monster rampage. Woody Turned 21 this week and decided a Party was the way to go, the night befor the party i decided a new adition to the ramp was needed so i went over and spend 2 hours in the dark, and constuction destruction began and i spat out this beast which stood at 6 hundred and sixty 6 miller meters off the old deck.......... which help summon up some sick skating, and i was first to test the ramp, and spent 1 hour trying to find the speed to get on to a lame fucking axel stall, i dont know how the fuck these guys did what they did blasting out maddness and bullshit tricks, even washed up ricky baker managed to get his white wash ass up on it for a pivot ..... In the end it was a Great night with Top notch skating highlights, the drunkeness that someone might of slept with someones sister, and 1 young eshay lad now bearing the nick name "Trey P" for pissing his pants, then drinking someones piss and then passing out in the piss corner and Getting Pissed on...... FUCKING RIPPER OF A NIGHT

MAT RAT - AUSSIE ROCK AND O ROLL
Ranga tanga - hurricane

The less smelly of the kellys, Scotty - nose pic
MATT CHENEY - Trey to fakie on the extention

Cheney with a baked bean plant

CHENEY blasts a kicky to fakie while luke showcases this winters latest fashion line.
ZAC GAUDIE - FUCK YOUR ROCK TO FAKIE

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Banks Gets The Bush

If u have any fucking clue about canberra skating, and you havent yet heard of nigel banks, Get back under that stupid rock youve been hiding under you jerk off cause banks dont give a Fuck, And if you ever see him and he asks you to say something brahhhhhh, get used to the idear of eating steak with no teeth!!!!!!




Nigel Banks - back smith the taco

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Fucking Useless

Nothing like spending a weekend attempting to take photos and hate them when your done.... yay for me..... anywyas who gives a fuck there still hammers so get some...
Todd bakes - blunt fakie one the spine
Ranga gives us a hammer while Zac gives me a chubby
Jack isnt the only taz-maniac ... christen - tuck knee
mike mo - blunt to fakie on the hip corner



Sunday, July 18, 2010

MINI FUCKING RAMP-AGE

FUCK! So this weekend envolved some extreamly heavy, retarted drinking.... like "proper fucked" kinda shit, there was a slaughter at the cougar and cub night at galaxy,... or so ive been told after i was kicked out because i fell down the stairs after being there for a total of 1 drink.... get fucked... so sunday was sposed to be a lazy day but i got suckerd into helping resurface woodys old mini ramp... by helping i mean doing everything with the help of little cutie jed and dave davidson, and the assistance of another 6 people watching us work... but in the end its all worth it...... Ricky getting gnarly with a boneless, their so hot right now... while woody gets his slayer on WOO DOO DOO MUTHRFUCKER

PLEASE MUM............please can i have ramp in the yard.....i wanna rock out and get radical,
Woody throwing the horns up on a front smith


Jed gets his nose pick on... Fuckin cutie












Sunday, July 4, 2010

YEAH BOY...GET A FUCKING UPDATE... UP-YA-DATE

Thats Mutha Fuckin Right.. here's an update for you low life kiddy fiddlers that have nothing better to do then Lurk around in the bushes..... so what have we learned in these past few weeks you ask

Top 3 best things we learnt this month...
1 - Taking acid at cougar bar is the BEST EVER - Jack Dowden
2 - Being an old cunt is soooo In right now, face it, who doesnt wanna get rad with dad.
3 - Winning Money from some gay cunt at the casino and then betting them for their jacket and winning when its the middle of winter........... enjoy your walk home cocksucker.

Top 3 Shitest things we learnt this month...
1 - Losing all your money 1 week later at the casino, and being the cocksucker walking home with no jacket is SHIT
2 - Southern comfert and ass ripping wegies dont go hand in hand with spicey food, it burns to wipe... ya shit
3 - Nickle back have a new album......... im sure the scooter rooters will crank that shit while doing a suicide whip...... eat shit and die..YOU ARE SHIT.....


L... P... WHAT??? L.P.C thats fucking right kids
Ricky Baker With Back Teezy
(so maybe i stole your angle browns)
Jed sure is a small cutie, but he packs a big FUCKING CO#K........... i mean OLLIE

Ranga's beast ollie over the rail....
I dont care if he has red hair and society hates him....
his still sexy in a ugly way .

Monday, June 21, 2010

HOLY FUCK BALLS.......... LPC GOES TO BROULEE......

So down in the nice warm relaxing south coast, not a creature was stiring, not a picnic was being ruined, not 1 mention of the word CUNT........ thats untill LPC showed up to fuck that shit up... from fly kicking garbage bins to crashing push bikes into mercs, from slaping goon sacs and seeing louies ball sack, and british skeet skeet skeet on my bed sheet sheet sheet.. what a ripper of a weekend.... oh and Ricky baker killed the bowl in true goon wolf style, dropping hammers with a firm grip on his sack... pivot to fakes bitches